I am happy to report that I did not gain any weight this week. Hur-rah. I weighed in this morning at 247.6, I loss of .2 pounds. Woot.
One thing that I mentioned was going on was our Co-Ed softball team. Our first game is this weekend. We (Your Mom’s Favourite Team) are playing against Corona. I don’t know what to say about this. It is like playing against one of your best friends. I think our team will be decent. We won’t totally stink, we won’t tear up the league. I guarantee that we will be the most fun and we have the most tubby guys (or guys who’s heads won’t fit in batting helmets).
Our team imposes harsh penalties on it’s players for missing practices. Missing a practice costs you $5k or a round of beer. I consider the last 3 weeks ‘official’ practices as I actually sent out emails and everything. Here are you league leaders in fines.
- Sean - $15K
- Javed - $10K
- Rick - $10K
- Mike O - $10K
- Davida - $10K
I bet you are wondering what else will cost you beer. Here are just a few (please note that JayRo (Coach), Boyd (Co-Captain) or Myself (Team Captain) may change or add to these at any time for any reason):
- Striking Out
- Flying Out To A Girl
- Calling ‘mine’ And Not Getting It
- Hitting A Batter
- Getting Called Out At Home For Touching The Plate
- Ole’
Tomorrow night is ‘Meet The League’ night at Ned Devine’s. This should be fun as well. We will send our spies out to evaluate our competition, or at least drink a bunch of it.
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